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      [幽默故事] 順手牽羊

      時間:2020-12-27 來源:admin 點擊:

        賴家村有個人好吃懶做,大伙都叫他“老賴”。這天,老賴打麻將贏了點小錢,喜滋滋地跑到隔壁勤勞村的農家樂飯店。勤勞村家家戶戶靠養羊致富,是遠近聞名的羊肉村。這飯店里的羊肉羊雜湯鮮得讓人掉眉毛,他要了幾瓶黃酒,一直喝到半夜,才醉眼蒙眬地出了門。

        借著路燈,老賴隱約看見,不遠處草地里好像有幾只羊:有的在低頭吃草,有的正抬頭遠望……老賴腦子里骨碌一轉,一定是主人忙著做生意,忘了把拴在外面吃草的羊牽回去。這會兒沒人,我何不來個順手牽羊?

        可他發現羊脖子上沒有繩子,怎么牽呢?他靈機一動,解下褲腰帶,做個圈套,然后躡手躡腳地靠近一只最壯的山羊,往羊脖子上一套,拉著就走!可那羊抵著雙腳不肯走,老賴心里那個氣呀,人們說我懶,欺負我,難道連你這畜生也欺負我不成?沒門!他借著酒勁,用盡全身力氣,把羊扛在肩上,嘴里嘟噥道:“這羊也太懶了,牽你不走,非得我扛著走!”

        正在這時,有人在背后拍了拍他的肩,問:“老賴,你這是要順手牽羊?”老賴回頭一看,嚇得魂飛魄散!原來是巡夜的聯防隊員。他腦子一轉,連忙說:“不、不,我看見誰家的羊忘、忘了牽回去,我學雷鋒,做、做好事……”

        聯防隊員問:“真的?”

        老賴回答:“當然是真的。”

        “那你知道這是誰家的羊?”

        “這……”

        聯防隊員幫老賴將羊放下,又用手電筒朝羊身上一照,說:“你仔細看看,這是羊嗎?”

        老賴瞪大眼一瞧,天哪,這分明是村委為了裝飾美化,在草地上放的山羊雕塑!

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